Monday, September 6, 2010

Bloomberg promises to stay until he dies

From the Daily News:

Mayor Bloomberg says there's only one way he's leaving his third term before it's over: in a box.

After flirting with a presidential run, Bloomberg's name has been dropped for governor, vice president and White House gigs like Treasury secretary.

A round of golf with President Obama last week triggered another flurry of speculation, and a reporter asked Bloomberg Wednesday if there was any way he'd leave City Hall before his third term is up.

"Yes," he said. "If I died."

Asked if there was anything else that would cause him to quit, he allowed there was one. "I suppose total incapacitation would also," the mayor said.

17 comments:

Gary the Agnostic said...

Well, one can only hope.

Anonymous said...

he should impeach himself for the stupid statement he made concerning the TIMES SQUARE CAR BOMBER.

"It must have been done by a disgruntled person opposed to the passing of the obamacare health law"

faster340 said...
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Anonymous said...

Can someone get on top of taking care of that for him?

Suzannah B. Troy artist said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo8G6ClkP48 Make sure to watch my tube and check the links for NY Post article by David Seifman -- Bloomberg does not want to turn over 62 emails he sent to Haggerty.

http://suzannahbtroy.blogspot.com/2010/09/mike-bloomberg-will-be-mayor-until-he.html
Read my hilarious piece on king Mike. If he did die developers and the financial sector would preserve and prop up his body and keep him around for a forth term to protect his investments!

Anonymous said...

Mayor Bloomberg says there's only one way he's leaving his third term before it's over: in a box.
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maybe we all can chip in and help him outta office sooner?

Anonymous said...

From your mouth to God's ears Bloomie, you little tyrant.

Anonymous said...

So we can rule out his quitting if he's indicted?

Anonymous said...

shall it be a plain pine box? and will our own NYC Council members step up and carry his cold dead weight to the grave?

Adolf Bloomhitler said...

Remember me? Sig heil all you dummkopfs.

Anonymous said...

Sen him to Washington he would do a great muck up job there - fit right in.

Anonymous said...

BLOOMBERG FOR CANCER PATIENT 2011!!!

Anonymous said...

Mayor Bloomberg says there's only one way he's leaving his third term before it's over: in a box.


wishful thinking :)

Anonymous said...

Mayor Bloomberg says there's only one way he's leaving his third term before it's over: in a box.
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Maybe he's starting a new franchise:
Jerk In A Box

Anonymous said...

From his lips to God's ears!

Anonymous said...

Remember that classic old news headline. "DROP DEAD"?

Follow the advice Doomberg!

Anonymous said...

He is the most arrogant, self centered, push his agenda down your throat, politician (aside from Obama) that I have come across in my lifetime. Two terms was enough. I wish he would impeach himself. I don't know of one kind thing he has said or done in the last couple of years.

Say the same for his parks commisioner Benepe. Just mean spirited! Karma can be a bitch!